Pecker Clan huh?..Well gee golly...That about fits...Better bring some ear plugs too...Just have to add those to the list...Damn birds. hmmm so lets see... What else....Heidi you and your other head wolf member will need to speak with me about the clan master and his youngests attire..........Anyhow...I'm glad shana finally took that heater out of her back yard...She was makin me do slave work!....hehe...Oh yea...And Josh thanks for the spin art! It was pretty rockin!...Can you do it in different colors next time?....Should have got a picture but they washed of at the first puddle I went through...But don't worry ill make sure you remember forever *grin*....mmmm anyhow I have to go start making lists for the next couple weeks so I can make sure I make it south for the festivities. Have a good weekend.

boring

So there is still Life out there... Sure is nice to know...

And yes...Stan that wonderful gift was an extra special thought from me...

Sorry there hasn't been anything recent guys...Can't say I have a whole lot to blab about except work...Which well yes the usual drunks are entertaining but its the same ones every day man!...And that guy that makes me roll his cigs....Dude he is such a pain....Think I might have to call the half way house and have him reevaluated...I think he needs more meds. I think I'm going to have to start working a night shift at the store here and there.....Just so I have good stories.

Bestest friend

So I was wondering around online looking for the perfect gift for My Best Friend...I must find the perfect gift...for this is my best friend!....I came close today...though I had wished it would have been bigger just to show how good a friend you are....





"Hold your horses! This is our most popular pucky, just right for the favorite cowboy or cowgirl in your life! This pucky is Au Natural and decorated with boots, rope, and other related items reminesent of the Old West. Perfectily presented on a wood base in a muesum quality 4" x 4" acrylic case for hours of viewing pleasure! Picking the perfect pucky from our pastures at Horse Pucky Ranch is not all it's cracked up to be as close attention is paid to texture and firmness. This pucky is passed by inspector #2. It also comes with a description! We will drop ship this thoughtful gift anywhere in the continental US for only $4.50. "

Never Argue With a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman andsays, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at anymoment.

I'll have to take you in andwrite you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could startat any moment.""Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.It's likely she can also think.

Is it BBQ season yet

*Yawn* So I put in my leave for Memorial weekend...Had to be sure that I'd get the time off and well they see that as first come first serve...So I figured id be a head of schedule LOL...Looks as though I'll have a little person a long for the ride this time...Should be interesting...Just add one more to the crew. However her grandmother would like to meet the family...I think sometimes she wonders just how normal me and my friends are LOL...But maybe we could have a BBQ before the festivities begin...Just an idea...Sorry there haven't been many meaningful blogs lately but I've been busy busy busy...heh...I havea secret too! MUAHAHHAAH...Laters...

Fitting

So I do believe this is much more befitting to me...