Drunkenness in public..Chapter one

Reason to refuse a sale...
1.Under 21
2. Accompanied by under 21 (sometimes parked in car around corner or behind building(under camera) or at the gas station next door.
3.more than 2 visits to the store for liquor in one night.
4.fake ID
5.Expired ID
6.Intoxicated #1 I can smell beer or liquor on your ass!
7.Intoxicated #2 You can't stand up straight.
8. Intoxicated#3 I saw you walkin down the street and I know you can't walk a straight line.
9.intoxicated #4 I sold you three 40oz beers an hour ago....Did you lose them????
10. Due to previous "behavior" you've been 86'ed SUCKER!...Get outta my store!..MUAHAHAHA

And the last and most important reason to not serve someone Booze?....
10. CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO!...Be nice sucker!


OK so obviously I'm rather having fun at the liquor store...Thought I might have to share some experiences with you guys...Might get a chuckle out of them.

OK...Day #3 Liquor store #1
Man walks into store, steps around counter to gaze at expensive whisky...Dividend time so who knows... I am standing three Ft. Away...Watching...One bottle...Two bottles...hmmm 3 bottles oops no that ones too big *click*...heh he's not stickin around..*note to self*...6ft, older, grayish shaved head, at least 6ft., 230lbs.,blue and black flannel shirt...Oh look he's coming up to the counter...NOT! This man suddenly morphs into a marathon runner and out the door and down the street...Clerk #1 & #2 chase and take the phone with them of course...me...Helping left over customers...So that was a "Grab & Go" ...Nice training

Day #3 Liquor store #1
Later that evening...
2 younger Military gentlemen enter store in Class A's and Black tie...Interesting...Try to purchase beer..ID is required ya know...Oh wait your friend isn't 21...Sorry you need to leave (did I mention we keep their ID...$1000 fine ya know...Says so...You know that big yellow sign on the door?) guy under 21 refuses to trade military ID for state ID...MUHAHAHA..You'll be doing push ups in the morning...Phone rings an hour later...Can I swap for a State ID..heh...Your not allowed in the store sir...$1000 fine every time...Call management in the morning...heh

Day#3 Liquor store #1
Even later that evening...
Lady comes in...Buys cigarettes & bottle of wine...Normal...30min laers...Lady #2 comes into store...Mentions Lady #1 is in parking lot crying hysterically...*sigh*..Go see what's up...Yup definitely...Lady#1 won't say anything...hmm...Can I help you?, did your ride leave you?, were you walking?, are you hurt....No answer...Just crying..Oh she's trying to talk..."I'm drunk" heh..Well that explains a lot... Mam can you get up and come to the store?....Yea right...Oh yea use the wall for support...Police still haven't shown up for the grab & go...Don't call them....Lady comes into store...Props herself across the counter...Gentleman walks into store....Lady walks out...Not going far that's for sure...Sits on curb....attempts to light cigarette. Calling CPS...15min wait...hmm well its better than the cops....Man purchases...Walks out...Drunk lady found another seat....In his cab. Drunk lady unwilling get out of cab...Sits back on curb...Store closing time ...No CPS...hmmmno drunk lady either...Oh well lights out night night LOL